2018 at Kookoolan Farms
Kookoolan Farms was established October 17, 2005, now in our fourteenth year of farming! If you’ve just recently found us, welcome! If you’ve been with us for a long time, thank you! — and we hope you’ve enjoyed watching us evolve over the years. If you haven’t seen us at the farmer’s market and wonder how we’re doing — the answer is: better than ever! (Check out our feature story in the Spring 2018 issue of Take Root Magazine, page 18) We have reinvented our little farm several times; adding new enterprises; discontinuing others; rebalancing the proportions and quantities of different things we grow to optimize the sustainability load on our land; to optimize the daily, weekly, and seasonal rhythms for our family and our workers; and occasionally to enable new hobbies, interests or ventures as those come up.
Once a year we like to send out an update to let you know what we’ll be doing this year. For three years now, we no longer come into town for any farmer’s markets or deliveries. Our products are not available in any stores or at any restaurants. We only sell direct to families just like yours! This has phenomenally improved our quality of life and enjoyment of farming, and we are grateful every day that customers like you make the drive out to Yamhill two or three times a year so that we no longer have to come to Portland two or three times a week.
Although we no longer come into town, we are very happy to offer two choices for picking up beef and lamb orders — may be picked up either from our farm in Yamhill or from our processor, The Meating Place, in Hillsboro.
All other items are available only at our unstaffed self-service honor store at our farm in Yamhill. We’re always happy to help when you come out to the farm. We just don’t stand around in the farm store waiting for people to help!
We specialize in 100% grass-fed beef and lamb; pasture-raised, organic-fed chickens; eggs from pastured hens; mead and kombucha. Farmer Chrissie is also an award-winning meadmaker, self-published author of the world’s first mead appreciation book, “The Art of Mead Tasting and Food Pairing,” and regular mead speaker and judge. Farmer Koorosh is also a master cabinetmaker and finish carpenter and hobby beekeeper.
GRASSFED AND PASTURE-RAISED MEATS
We do not truck our animals to feedlots for slaughtering, and hanging carcasses are cleaned only with City water, never with bleach or any other chemicals. None of our animals receives any hormones or antibiotics, and there is never any pink slime or any other fillers in our beef or any other meats. We ask for a $50 deposit for each beef, lamb, or chicken reservation; you can reserve by email at email@example.com, or phone Farmer Chrissie at (503) 730-7535. For more detailed information fliers about any of our meats, including detailed pricing and share package information, check our website (www.kookoolanfarms.com) just reply to this email to ask
Our 100%-organic-feed, free-range, hand-raised, hand-processed chickens have been a cult legend in Portland since 2007! There’s lots of information on our website, and lots of information and photos on Facebook. Available each year only June through October and they consistently sell out for the year before we receive our first chicks each spring. Our 2018 chickens are already completely sold out with a waitlist – we do still have very limited availability of hindquarters (thigh and drumstick), gizzards, and stock kits. Reserve early to avoid disappointment — we already have several reservations on the books for 2019. Remember: if you want a Kookoolan Farms chicken in the winter, the only place to find one is in your own freezer!
100% grass-fed lambs available by the whole, custom-butchered to your cutting instructions. Half lambs are available with our standard cuts packages. Seasonal product just available June through December each year, accepting reservations year round. There’s lots of information on our website, and lots of information on Facebook. $8.80/lb hanging weight price for half lambs; $8/55/lb for whole lambs, custom processed, all processing costs included. Season runs June-December; June and July 2018 are already sold out and we are reserving for August through December 2018.
Kookoolan Farms 100% grassfed beef has been famous for over a decade. We are the only farm we know that offers a complete money-back guarantee to help you feel confident ordering a half or quarter beef:
You will love your meat or we will buy it back and eat it ourselves! Yes when we say “100% grassfed” we mean the same thing you do: every day, up to and including their last day, our beef eat only grass and hay, not grains. Our beef is a year-round product, in 2018 available in May, June, August, September, and December. May and June are selling out fast – hurry to have steaks and burgers for your summer grilling season! It is never too early to get your name on the books for your preferred timing.
Our 100% grassfed beef is our #1 product — available by the whole, half, quarter, eighth, or sixteenth. (A sixteenth will fit on the freezer door of a standard household refrigerator/freezer.) Prices for various packages run $4.85/lb to $7.25/lb hanging weight with all processing costs included, and always with your choice of cookbook and with bones, fat, and organs at your option, all for no additional charge. We understand it’s a little intimidating the first time and are happy to answer all your questions about storage space, your family’s usage rate, which package fits your cooking habits, and how long it will last in your freezer.
Call Farmer Chrissie – (503) 730-7535
Email Farmer Chrissie – firstname.lastname@example.org
You might also like looking at this terrific little $3 eBookthat covers all the details of buying grassfed beef in bulk. There’s also lots of information on our website, and lots of information and photos on our Facebook page. Available every month year round, usually about six weeks lead time from order to pickup.
Our farmstore is open daily 9am to 5pm. Kombucha and eggs available daily. This is where you will pick up your beef, pork, lamb or chicken order. PARK AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN TO THE RED DOOR IN THIS PHOTO. Our farmstore is an unstaffed, self-service honor store, so please call ahead before your first visit (503) 730-7535. Although the store is unstaffed, Chrissie and Koorosh are mostly around, and we are always happy to help you with alcohol sales, heavy lifting, reserving your next share, or anything else. Someone is always carrying our main farm phone, (503) 730-7535. CASH OR CHECK ONLY, NO DEBIT OR CREDIT CARDS, SORRY.
AirBNB Mission Farm Cottage
Our two-bedroom AirBNB cottageis ready for your Yamhill County wine country visit, and includes both shopping access in our farmstore and pick-your-own access to our organic vegetable garden (this is now the only way to get our vegetables)! Check it out – we’d love to have you come stay with us!
“The Art of Mead Tasting and Food Pairing” was written by Farmer Chrissie and self-published by Chrissie and Koorosh, and is available on Amazon or directly from us. Wholesale inquiries for reselling the book at your business very welcome. This hefty book weighs three pounds: hardcover, 432 pages, 345 photos, 44 food recipes with mead pairings, 10 dessert recipes with pairings, 14 mead cocktail recipes, the world’s first mead appreciation and food pairing book, $49.95! This is also a cookbook of some of Farmer Chrissie’s favorite recipes for chicken, beef and lamb – the recipes are mostly hers, and she did all the cooking and food styling, and about two-thirds of the photography in the book. A terrific gift for the mead aficionado, homebrewer, foodie, or Kookoolan Farms groupie in your life.
“Elegance” Mead. Farmer Chrissie’s award-winning flagship traditional semisweet mead, 14.9% ABV, 5% residual sugars, made using a cold process, just from raw honey, propolis, bee pollen, beeswax, and royal jelly, and aged in French oak, $29. This wine is “soft” rather than “sweet”: it’s a semisweet wine that pairs beautifully with most chicken and fish dishes, Middle Eastern, Indian, Mexican, and Asian foods, or with a cheese plate. Enjoy slightly chilled like a velvety Chardonnay. 2014 and 2015 silver medal winner at the Mazer Cup International Mead Competition.
“Copper” Mead. This is a pyment: a style of mead made both from wine grapes and from honey; not wine sweetened wine honey, but rather a blend of oak-aged Pinot Noir wine from our own small vineyard plus Chrissie’s Elegance mead. 14.2% ABV, 2.4% residual sugar, this drinks like a semisweet rosé, and is terrific with grassfed beef and lamb. $29. 2018 bronze medal winner at Mazer Cup International Mead Competition: this is the third-rated pyment in the world!
VIN DE NOIX
We have Vin de Noix dessert wine available for $22/375ml. The ideal dessert wine, tastes a little like Port, and a lot like Christmas. Green walnut fruits are traditionally harvested on Bastille Day (mid-July) and steeped in a combination of red wine, mead and brandy, complemented by spices and sugar. Delish!
We have our Purity label kombucha, two flavors (rose petal-green tea, or Earl Grey black tea) for $3.50/bottle or $33/case of 12.
THINGS WE DON’T DO
TASTING ROOM – No, this space is now our AirBNB suite
VEGETABLES AND CSA – No. We just raise vegetables for our own family, and donate surplus crops to the Yamhill County Action Plan (YCAP) foodbank. In 2015 we donated over 2500 pounds of fresh vegetables to our local foodbank.
PORK – No.
CHEESEMAKING AND RAW DAIRY
No. Since December 2012, Kookoolan Farms no longer offers raw dairy, cheesemaking supplies, or cheesemaking classes. For classes and supplies, please contact Jessica Hansen, email@example.com. For raw dairy, please check www.realmilk.com.
TURKEY, DUCKS, GEESE, RABBITS, LIVE CHICKENS, BABY CHICKS: No.
KOOKOOLAN FARMS IS SOLAR POWERED
ALL of the electricity consumed on Kookoolan Farms, both for the business and residence, is 100% solar generated! Since October 2012, we now operate a 75kW solar array on our farm which also provides us with 4,000 square feet of covered outbuildings.
You can park your electric vehicle in front of our farmstore, and fill up your electric car’s battery with 100% solar-generated electricity! No purchase is required to charge an electric vehicle. This service is free to anyone.
Further, all surplus electricity generated by our little power plant goes back to the grid where it is donated to Oregon families in need. In 2015 we donated over $2800 worth of power. More details on our Facebook page.
Thank you for your trust in the important work of nourishing your family.
Wishing you and yours happiness and good health,
Your farmers since 2005,
CHRISSIE AND KOOROSH ZAERPOOR
15713 Highway 47
Yamhill, OR 97148
Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Check out our web page at www.kookoolanfarms.com